Pittsburgh, USA | Barcelona, Spain

MONTINO

#2 songwriter in the world.Squeezing all of life's lemons.

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Ciao, I'm montino

Whoever your favorite artist is, I agree... they are the best - they are #1.But I’m second best. I'm the #2 songwriter in the world.While you’re reading this, I’m somewhere out there writing the next song. No corporate delays, no label to tell me what I can or can't do - just an endless output from my head to your headphones.I hope you like what's already here. The next song is already on its way.-MONTINO

Newest project

Me vs. The Moon (debut album)

Uptempo energy. Alternative pop, driven by drums and layered with lyrics from the #2 songwriter in the world.What others are saying:"workout music to get hyped and somehow works for chilling after a long day too""It's that 'feel it in your chest' type music that'll have you believing you got teleported into one of those children's movies where the main character and his friends always win in the end""like vitamins of motivational speaking and words of encouragement hidden in something that tastes good to my ears.. if that makes sense?"In MONTINO's own words:
ME VS. THE MOON is the the story of how I became MONTINO.. But I think it tells the story of a lot of other people's experiences.. childhood with big dreams, swinging for the stars, getting knocked down, being lost for a bit, and finding your way again. In my case, I found my way through rediscovering the reflection of myself as a kid who wanted to take on the world. If you're feeling lost, I hope these songs can help you find your way again too.

Do you love me and want me to reach my goal?Do you hate me and want me to retire?

I have good news.. Either way you can make that possible.I'm 20.53% * to what I'm calling my "CIAO MONTINO, Adios, Goodbye, Thanks or No Thanks Extravaganza!"When I reach 100% of my dollar goal for MONTINO, I will release every song I've written with free download for my supporters! ** 82 songs ready to be released from the vault, if you're curious. . .And for my haters, I will ride off into the sunset so you never have to hear from me again. . .WHETHER YOU LOVE ME OR HATE ME, I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET TO THE OUTCOME THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY.* updated as of August 2026
** updated as of August 2026

#1 reason NOT to be a music artist

1 stream = approx. $0.003Important note: this is assuming that an artist owns 100% of their music rights. If you have band members, a record label, writers, producers, manager, etc. then you get a fraction of a fraction...I'm lucky, I get to keep 100% of my 3/1000 cents per stream. Hallelujah!

What does that actually mean?

It means, to earn the U.S. national average wage, an independent artist (again, assuming 100% ownership of the music), would hypothetically need...The entire combined populations in the cities of:
Pittsburgh (USA)
San Francisco (USA)
Venice (Italy)
AND Dublin (Ireland)
to listen to at least one song EVERY.SINGLE.MONTH.... for the average wage. . .

SO WHY DOES MONTINO WRITE MUSIC?

I love storytelling and songwriting.

I'm fortunate that I also have a good day job. Writing is something I've always done. I'd write songs even if it costs me money (which it does some months as a solo artist).

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Support me like a turtleLeonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael all needed patrons to fund their art. The Ninja Turtles just needed pizza money.Same thing, really.Click below, help feed the #2 songwriter in the world.

How can MONTINO help you?

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Someone told me I'm not a good listener and I forget to answer messages sometimes, but I don't remember who said that.That's why I have a part-time assistant, who works for free - shoutout to Tessa who manages my inbox and makes sure I don't miss anything!She organizes my messages, so I can reply, and she makes biscuits sometimes (Thanks Tessa!)

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